I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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