am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Use "feeling words"
Yay
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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