sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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