ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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