So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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