Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
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