come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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