we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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