Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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