my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
