When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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