help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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