Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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