help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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