Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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