i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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