Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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