4 words: hood of his car
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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