Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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