she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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