her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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