She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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