apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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