we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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