Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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