I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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