Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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