Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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