she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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