Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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