Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Never underestimate the power of titties
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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