I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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