Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
