Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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