I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I intend to get homeless drunk
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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