I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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