if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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