Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize
