Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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