remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize