we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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