She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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