Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
