Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
how drunk are you?
Several
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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