Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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