I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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