the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize
