My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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