so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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