do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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