Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Randomize
