so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
