I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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