My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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