me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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