we made out on top of his cat.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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